Monday 14 April 2014

Brace yourselves.. End term is coming

[Disclaimer: Only GoT Fans will understand. You can still hit like to give an impression that u understood it too]

Dirty politics, incest, gays, Eunuch, sex, violence, slaughter, animals,dragons,wolf, devil, sorcerer, lies, cheating, gambling, whores, tits and then some more tits. Just finished watching Game of throne's Three seasons in four days and my mind is full of everything that my mom always warned me not to watch on TV. My mind is so corrupted that even in my dreams I see three eyed raven and "when I close my eyes I see tits bouncing".
I can so imagine Ned Stark robed in his fur and saying " Brace yourselves, End term is Coming".


The other day when the Sanyam caterer boy  asked me to clear my account, I gave him a stern look and said " Tell that cap wearing fool that Lannister's aren't the only one who pay their debt ".


The Sanyam Aunty joined him and said " Beta,  You don't seem to understand the situation" To which I replied "I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken masala in this mess.



Next day when I went for my Investment law viva , I could hear AKS saying " You know nothing NGS"





By the way I realized that since Day zero is over, our batch too has been divided into various kingdoms. The Iron throne has already been taken by the toppers and few are fighting to grab a place in the small council. By the end of Tenth Sem some more will be the Lords of some house or the other while most of my brothers will join the Night's watch for this night and all the nights to come.





Now the thing about GOT is that the moment I start comprehending a character and develop a liking, he is already dead. When It comes to Luck, I think I share the same Gods as The Starks, Both New and Old.


Just like a Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair, any end term without at least three repeats was a dull affair before this Administration. But cant risk it now or else we will have the same fate as the red wedding at twins and our Khaleesi's PA will come with a notice and whisper in my ear " The VC sends her regards. 


The End term is coming and we will see a lot of "Night walkers" but Alas there is no tuck shop this time. Syllabus is huge and we have no idea about any subject. Sometimes when the night is dark and full of terrors, I try to open my book and Syrio's golden words come ringing in my ears.
"What do we say to the Studies ?"

 "Not Today"