Na cigarrette , Na cigar
Abki baar, Modi sarkaar !!!!
What else were you expecting from the guy promising to make the country on Gujarat Model, which is a liquor free state.
What else were you expecting from the guy promising to make the country on Gujarat Model, which is a liquor free state.
I wont be surprised if Modi in his next speech says " Mitron !! Meri sarkaar mein sutta jalane ke liye, Chappan Inch Ka Seena hona chahiye !!!!!!
I remember the days when we used to get Silk cut for Rs 2 without feeling like 2RsPeople.
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But today an average smoker( smoking 10 milds daily) has to spend about 150 per day i.e 4,500 per month.
Agar Aap Ek Aam Dhumr Paan Karne Wale Ke Wallet Ko Khangalein To Usmein Bohot kum Matra Mein Mahine Bhar Ke Paise Milenge. Itne Kum paise jo aapko Gareeb, Bohot Gareeb kehlane ke liye kaafi hain.
Had Mukesh Harane been among us, he would've quit for sure now.
If u haven't realised the seriousness of the new pricing, imagine yourself buying 15 packs of Lays or Maggi, EVERYDAY !
I just counted that you can take about 20 puffs from a stick of milds (that is 15/- now) thereby costing Rs 1.3 for each puff. Now our wallet would be like " Jab bhi cigarrette jalti hai, main jalta hun "
Raj Babbar claims that full meal is available in Mumbai at Rs 12 . Someone ask him, Sir, what about the after meal fag ?
I am sure Modi has listened to the epic BC Sutta song by Zeest that was a quite a craze in our times. However his version would be like
" Elections Hue, Tu PM Ban Gaya
Budget Nikala, Sutta mehenga kar diya
Acche din ki khatir mera sutta Chin Gaya....
BC Sutta.. mujhe sutta na mila..
BC, MC, BC MC BC MC .....
As if Modi Sarkaar was not enough, College has gone insane with random raids and inspection these days. A junior just got Rs 1000/- fine for smoking. Alas ! He could've bought 10 packs of choti gold.
And they were kind enough to seize our hardly opened bottles and served us with show cause notice which was probably typed while they were partying at the cost of our booze. Now how can you show the legitimate cause for drinking yaar. Imagine the amount of money they can earn if they continue such inspections regularly.
We must strive to set that fund apart for opening nicotine and alcohol Rehabilitation centers in the campus.
Now the good thing about this budget was that tobacco and aerated drinks are dearer while footwear are cheaper. Iska matlab Samjhe Daya !!
Iska matlab koi hai, jo chahta hai ki hum Hans pe baith ke sutte aur coldrink pe time na waste karein, but chappal utha utha ke In sabko maarein !
All I can say to the smokers is that, Sutte ke baare mein Ab Jyada mat Sochna. Dil mein aata hai, Budget mein Nahi.
I remember the days when we used to get Silk cut for Rs 2 without feeling like 2RsPeople.
But today an average smoker( smoking 10 milds daily) has to spend about 150 per day i.e 4,500 per month.
Agar Aap Ek Aam Dhumr Paan Karne Wale Ke Wallet Ko Khangalein To Usmein Bohot kum Matra Mein Mahine Bhar Ke Paise Milenge. Itne Kum paise jo aapko Gareeb, Bohot Gareeb kehlane ke liye kaafi hain.
Had Mukesh Harane been among us, he would've quit for sure now.
If u haven't realised the seriousness of the new pricing, imagine yourself buying 15 packs of Lays or Maggi, EVERYDAY !
I just counted that you can take about 20 puffs from a stick of milds (that is 15/- now) thereby costing Rs 1.3 for each puff. Now our wallet would be like " Jab bhi cigarrette jalti hai, main jalta hun "
Raj Babbar claims that full meal is available in Mumbai at Rs 12 . Someone ask him, Sir, what about the after meal fag ?
I am sure Modi has listened to the epic BC Sutta song by Zeest that was a quite a craze in our times. However his version would be like
" Elections Hue, Tu PM Ban Gaya
Budget Nikala, Sutta mehenga kar diya
Acche din ki khatir mera sutta Chin Gaya....
BC Sutta.. mujhe sutta na mila..
BC, MC, BC MC BC MC .....
As if Modi Sarkaar was not enough, College has gone insane with random raids and inspection these days. A junior just got Rs 1000/- fine for smoking. Alas ! He could've bought 10 packs of choti gold.
And they were kind enough to seize our hardly opened bottles and served us with show cause notice which was probably typed while they were partying at the cost of our booze. Now how can you show the legitimate cause for drinking yaar. Imagine the amount of money they can earn if they continue such inspections regularly.
We must strive to set that fund apart for opening nicotine and alcohol Rehabilitation centers in the campus.
Now the good thing about this budget was that tobacco and aerated drinks are dearer while footwear are cheaper. Iska matlab Samjhe Daya !!
Iska matlab koi hai, jo chahta hai ki hum Hans pe baith ke sutte aur coldrink pe time na waste karein, but chappal utha utha ke In sabko maarein !
All I can say to the smokers is that, Sutte ke baare mein Ab Jyada mat Sochna. Dil mein aata hai, Budget mein Nahi.
