Saturday 19 August 2017

A song of Ice and Soda ! "Acche Din are coming"


                                                Season 1 . Episode 1 (Prologue)


"Nuke them all !!!" said the Mad king Kim John Targaryen
Last time when a king said "Gas them all", he did not go very well in the history books. Mad king knew this. So he had already killed all the ravens going out of his kingdom.

After the death of Adolf Targaryen, the elder mad king, everyone thought that Fascism has come to an end. 
But it was again becoming a rage in 2017.

Dragons which were presumed dead for decades were rising and the rebels at the Tienanmen square were given the option to "Bend the Knee or Die". Dragons have been approaching fast since then and within a short span of time they had an army of tinysullied, fleet of ships and many alliances. They have been encroaching upon their Neighbor's territories.

After facing defeat in the battle of Black Pearl Harbour, Japstaniss were attacked by wildfire which led to unprecedented loss. The seven Kingdoms had never seen such a disaster that affected generations after generations. 

This incident projected the United States of Westeros as the leader of the Seven Continents and the current occupant of the Throne is Donald Lannister (Sigil: A cat being grabbed by someone). Everyone knew that he was not the rightful heir ( more so because of the color of his hair) but no one dared say anything. He had grabbed the throne owing to his unholy alliance with Putin Lannister, whose sigil was a bear drinking vodka ale"

Despite repeated reports and evidences from The Wall of Antartica, he ignored the warnings of Global Warming and dangers that lie beyond the wall. "Fantasies and fictions" he called it and says that these are the stories planted by "Dumb Cunts". He however stressed on constructing more walls to keep wildlings out of the realm.

Towards the south was an ancient House of Bharatheons. Their sigil was "A Cow sitting beside an ATM covered with Dung" and motto was "Ache Din are coming". 

Sigil of House Bharatheons
It's people respected each other and addressed women as "hey deer, sho bob and vagene" as a mark of respect. They were proud of their rich heritage and culture and to protect the same they had elected High Sparrow to rule over the Kingdom with his holy army of Rastriya Seven Septon. They made sure that women are duly covered and residents do not consume anything other than rabbit. 

In that kingdom lived a three eyed republic raven who wanted to know everything. He knew about the real dangers that the realm was facing but only talked about random issues and acted weirdly. 

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