The time is here, to revisit the college memories,
roam around the NLU road and Hostel corridors which we once thought is the end
of the world.
Although there is nothing to be sentimental about as
it’s hardly been six months since we left the campus, yet there is a kind of
closure to this visit. Probably a closing chapter of half a decade of our life when we don't need out passes anymore.
While there is hardly any excitement about getting
the degree as even Ikron’s dog would’ve procured a graduation degree from here while
being on a destination wedding all semesters. In fact most of us hope they don’t
mention all the marks in the final mark sheet. It is the reunion of all
including those we never buzzed all these months that excites us.
While it is an opportunity for those already earning
to show off their savings, it also an opportunity for those still figuring out
life to get together and critise everyone pretending to be having a great life.
For others, prime motivation is to safely get the security deposit in time.
Time to rekindle the contacts & connections and
fake stories about why they never got time to buzz each other. Blaming others
for being too busy to undermine their own indifference. Time to discover the
interesting development in people’s life ( Some people call it Gossip).
My special abuses for those who are dying to crib about
their life after 7 figure package. I am waiting to slap the next friend who gets drunk and says “ Yaar corporate life bhi
koi life hai, kutton ki tarah kaam karo aur bas weeked pe daaru piyo. Tum kitne
lucky ho yaar, enjoying the life”. I would snatch the bottle away from his hand,
rob all his money and send him straight to Rajinder place and lock him in a
room for one complete year.
I would like to introduce such people as Bill!
While most people would kill to have a Tier I law firm job.
Not Bill.
He prefers ranting about it to get sympathy for his near perfect life from people with no future plan whatsoever.
Don't be an asshole like Bill !
I would like to introduce such people as Bill!
While most people would kill to have a Tier I law firm job.
Not Bill.
He prefers ranting about it to get sympathy for his near perfect life from people with no future plan whatsoever.
Don't be an asshole like Bill !
My special respect for those who are bringing their
parents to witness this landmark moment of their life while I am still
struggling to convince my parents why did I go to Jodhpur at first place when
Gorakhpur University was right here.
Also I dint
want them to know that there exists a concept of medals for meritorious
students in my college.
Also I preferred some Non Adarsh Balak time in
college.
My special sympathy for those worrying about accommodation
and planning to crash into some junior’s room to save on stay and use that
money to buy them drinks instead and for those who are trying to avoid some
juniors as they can no longer postpone the long promised treat.
My indifferent look to those who turned activist
after college and are objecting to the British-era convocation gowns and square
caps that symbolises 'slavery' and 'colonialism. I am just waiting to throw the
square Cap high in the sky and Chill.
My disgusting and pitiful look for those who are
hopeful that they can impress someone
from fresh batch in one night as fresher don’t know much about what a big Ch** you have been all five years.
Missed the Sankranti by one day , so I am waiting to
hear all the cribbing and inter batch conflicts regarding the same.
My train is in 4 hours so I should probably post
this obligatory blog post and start packing up. Nothing funny is happening
anyways. Hoping to find something interesting after I reach NLU. (By NLU I mean
Tonight’s Mandore)
See Ya !
