Harry Potter & The Prisoners of NLU

Harry had packed his trunk and was all set to go to Hogwarts.He reached the platform nine and three quarters with his trolley and ran into the pillar with his eyes closed.He opened his eyes.A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people.This was not the Hogwarts express as he expected but the sign overhead said “ Mandore Express”.

Bewildered and confused he turned around and to his relief, saw Hagrid standing behind him. Dobby was hiding behind his huge legs.

“You are now an NLUite Harry  !” Said Hagrid in a pitiful voice.

I am a.... what !! Gasped Harry.

An NLUite Harry. After ‘You know Who’ s return, It is not safe for you to be anywhere near Hogwarts. As per Dumbledore’s orders you are to be sent to National Law University, Jodhpur. Dumbledore feels that it is the safest place for you as no one has even heard of “Jodhpur” even in the muggle world of its own country. Great man Dumbledore!

“But.....” before Harry could ask anything, Hagrid was gone.

Dobby looked at him with his large bulging eyes and said" Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts sir.Dobby has come to send him to NLU for Harry Potter's own safety, even if Dobby has to shut his ear in the oven door later". Then with a crack like a whip, Dobby Vanished too.

Harry boarded the train with grief and thought that if Dumbledore wants it, it must be for the greater good. He was after all, Dumbledore’s man through and through.

On his journey to the college Harry asked for a copy of Daily prophet from the newspaper vendor, who gave him disgusted look and handed over him a copy of Dainik Bhaskar instead. It was full of news regarding administration at NLU and Harry knew that his stay is not going to be less dangerous than in Hogwarts.

Harry reached the main gate of NLU in an auto and saw that the middle gate that led to the hostels was locked. Pulling out his wand and pointing towards the gate he shouted “ Alohomora”. He heard a loud BANG. The sound had not come from the door,but from under his own ear as the security guard had slapped him hard, yelling “ This gate opens only for the VC madam. Take the long route around”.

Harry reached the SRK halls of residence  and saw that some seniors from NS were gathered outside the hostel asking some frightened freshers to say five lines about rose.Harry pulled out his invisibility cloak to evade the ragging and tried to sneak out unnoticed but the door was crammed with loserly seniors who stood there as if watching a quidditch world cup. Harry stood there invisible waiting for a gap when a fresher started reciting his lines:

Sirs & ma'ams...Rose is red in colour..Sirs & ma'ams..Rose smells good..Sirs & ma'ams Rose has thorns also..Sirs and ma'ams” the frightened boy murmured.

A fatty then asked him to stop and replace the word “Rose” with “My Ass”

 The boy hesitated and then started reluctantly “Mmm Sirs and ma'ams..My ass is red in colour..Sirs & ma'ams my ass smells good.Sirs & ma'ams...my ass has thorns also..Sirs & Ma'ams”.Everyone roared with laughter and literally rolled on the floor laughing. Harry seized the opportunity and rushed inside the door pushing the seniors aside who were too amused to notice anything.

During his stay, he discovered that there were two type of students. Those who mooted, considered themselves superior and of pure blood while others without moot or job were considered filthy non mootbloods.The Administartion was trying hard to eliminate all the non mootbloods by means of demotion and debarment so that only the pure blood stays in campus.

Harry was expecting the exotic feast like the one in Hogwarts at the beginning of the term and went to mess thinking of  roast beef, lamb chops, sausages, bacon and puddings. His heart sank to see the Ganga and Sanyam caterer's menu that had every flavor beans except with mostly vomit and ear wax flavor.He approached the vegetarian mess Ganga, but as he went near Joshi Ji, his scar tickled and burned with pain. He retreated at once.

Harry  decided to just take a pack of lays and a coke from the non veg mess. He shouted out his order to atleast six people attending the Sanyam caterer’s counter but no one seemed to have heard or understood anything. He repeated his order thrice to an elderly man who hopefully made some movement but went inside and never returned.

 He shouted  Accio Lays.. Accio Coke and to his surprise none of them noticed or cared as the pack and a bottle came flying from the shelf into his hand. Without making the payment he left the counter murmuring” even Crabbe & Goyle are not that dim witted.”

Harry had brought his bottle of butter beer with him and went upstairs on the hostel’s roof to enjoy. As soon as he opened the bottle, he heard quick footsteps approaching towards him and  several figures emerging in the dark. The dark figure in the middle looked like Filtch and the one beside him wore a cap and his face resembled that of Mrs Norris. He stood up and tried to hide his bottle of butter beer but Mr Norris  had already seized it and was writing down his name and room number while Filtch was asking him to pay a fine of Rs 5000/- with a show cause notice in his hand.

Harry dint know what to do and said “Sorry bhaiya !”  Filtch lost his temper and started shouting” Bhaiya ?!! who is bhaiya here?!! I am a senior Phaculty here !! 100 Points from SRK and now your penality is 10,000/-

Harry later found out from other students that it was the Chief Warden and his assistant Richpal who like Filtch and Mrs Norris patrol the hostel corridors at late hours. More so when they run out of alcohol.

Harry dint have enough muggle money to pay the fine. He decided to plead mercy to the Vice chancellor for waiver of fine.With great difficulty he managed to get an appointment and as he entered her office he found The VC sitting in her chair surfing yatra.com. He guessed at once that she must’ve definitely flunked some students and now looking for flights to stay out of campus till debarred students have gone back home.

“Good afternoon” said Harry.

“Tch tch “, said VC ” That wont do. Now will it. I should like you please to say “ Good afternoon Professor Dr Vice Chancellor ma'am”. One more time, please.

“Good afternoon Professor Dr. Vice Chancellor ma'am “  Chanted Harry.

There now, she said sweetly. That was not too difficult, was it ?

Harry had guessed by now that it was a wrong decision to come here.It was Professor Umbridge all over again.Yet he was determined to say what he came for.

Professor  .. he said, I’ve come to..

She raised her hand to silence him and spoke with a broad smile” I know all about your case Harry. Your file is already in my office inside the vulnerable student’s folder for this sem's repeat result. I might allow to deduct your fine from the security deposit if you act as my spy to help me eliminate all the non mootbloods from this institution.Also give me names of all the students who drink butter beer in the hostels and give in writing that you will never indulge in such activity again.

Harry raised his fist in fury and showed her the inscription at the back of his right hand that read“ I must not tell lies” and stormed out of the office. 


He heard the VC standing behind him, arms stretched like that of Gandolf, screaming " You Shall Not Pass... this semester"

Harry wanted to go outside the campus to get some fresh air. As he was storming out of the main gate, he was stopped by guards who asked him to give something called “ Out pass”.

Harry had no clue about the use of an out pass.

 He went to  an elderly security supervisor, Arjun Singh, who brushed his moustache and said “ you can not Apparate and Disapparate inside NLU campus without an out pass. He then came closer to harry and murmured mysteriously” there are seven of them for this month and you have to procure it from the chief warden who holds it close to his heart.It is dearer to him more than his life." He then broke into trance and said in a frightening voice " Students have been held captive in the campus for months. Only you can save them.Go Harry, Find all the out passes and destroy it forever".

Getting the seven out passes from the same chief warden seemed a more difficult task than finding the seven horcruxes. Harry, determined to save the prisoners of NLU started investigating at once. He pulled out the Marauder's map  to look for the secret way out but even the ATM route was guarded. 

His eyes fell upon other movements in the map.A black dot labelled OP kept jumping up and down.Similar was the dot labelled RPD. Another dot labelled AKS had a very distinct movement. He goes to the washroom everyday at exact same time and after spending exactly 3 minutes, comes out. Harry wondered whether he was the heir of Slytherin and trying to open the Chamber of Advocates with this ritual movement from some secret passage in the bathroom.

But the most mysterious movement came from the dot that read Joshi Ji. He will go to Registrar's office everyday and come out secretly. Then he will go to Sanyam caterer's kitchen and sneak out secretly.This suspicious movement made him curious and he decided to follow him. Ever since his scar has pained, he doubted that there was something Odd with Joshi Ji.

Next day he pulled out his invisibility cloak again and followed Joshi Ji. As he entered the Registrar's office, Registrar greeted him like his equal , ordered for tea & poha and promised to renew his tender for next five years. Joshi also made him buy a coupon diary for 500/-. Harry knew at once that Registar is under the Imperious curse and Joshi was using it to get his job secured since the begining of this college. He then followed Joshi to the Sanyam Catere's kitchen and saw that Joshi pulled out his wand and pointing towards all the employees  shouted " Confundus". Now harry knew the reason why they were all so confused and stupid. Joshi has been using the confundus charm to reduce the efficiency of his competitor caterer. 

Harry removed his cloak and before Joshi could strike him he cried " Expelliarmus" and Joshi's wand came flying into harry's hand. Harry then used "Levicorpus"and Joshi Ji hung in mid air upside down. Harry was disgusted to see his Rupa Boxers and an old bronze chain that had " Sanju" inscribed on it.

He demanded Joshi Ji to confess his evil plan or he will use the cruciatus curse. Joshi begged for mercy and pulled out a silvery stream, neither liquid nor gas from his brain. Harry couldnt find a pensive to pour it in so he took a bowl of Joshi Ji's paneer masala that has so much oil in it that it was fit for the purpose. He dived into the oil  as he heard faint voices of Joshi that cried " 32/- ka paneer tha ...

Harry's feet landed in registrar's office. It looked like several years ago.A young Joshi was sitting in then registrar Ratan Nura's office and was convincing him to give him the contract for non-veg mess too.

" But Dileep's menu is good", said the registrar patting Joshi's back.

"I have already asked Madansa to plant dead rats and lizards in DMD mess.Aseri will be conducting a raid anytime soon. Dileep wont be here for long" said Joshi.

I am afraid, I can not give you the non veg mess. More so, after you were found entering hostels and catching pigeons. I know what you are up to Joshi.

" But I can not survive on vegetarian mess alone. All students go out to eat and no one touches my food. They would rather have maggi at Hans but not my food"

"I can not help it" said registrar still trying to rub his shoulders.

"You can" Suggested Joshi. "There is a way! If you could restrict the students from going out of campus, they will be forced to eat my food.

Very well then, I will direct the chief warden to issue out passes as miserly as he could.

 The memory got blurred and faded away and Harry was back into the kitchen but Joshi had disapparated from there by then.

Now, Evrything was clear to Harry. Just like Voldemort Jinxed the Defense Against The Dark art's post after he was refused the same, Joshi ji has Jinxed the non-veg Mess after he was refused the job and that is the reason why there has not been a single caterer who continued for more than a year in that mess.DMD, Shubham, Anita and now Sanyam....all the caterer's have been the victim of Joshi's Jinx who alone stayed till the last while others came and went. And Joshi was the brain behind the out pass system that kept the students captive inside campus.

Harry resolved to find and destroy all the out passes and set free the prisoners of NLU. He knew that Joshi must've gone to the registrar again.He ran towards the office and as he entered the Admin Block, his eyes fell on the notice board's Education Decree Number 420 that read " The Vice Chancellor is pleased to announce that the following students have been expelled from the university on disciplinary grounds.They are ordered to leave the university campus with immediate effect. And as per the University's policy there shall be no appeal or consideration in this matter.That apart, entering the Vice Chancellor's office is also prohibited." He scrolled down to see the names and there it was. Harry Potter.

Harry forgot everything about freeing the prisoners and tried his best to save his own ass but nothing happened.He tried all the magic he knew and did everything possible in his capacity to get a fair hearing, even requested for a trial by Combat but nothing worked.

  He was last heard to have been sighted in the mental ward of St Mungo's Hospital for magical maladies and injuries. Joshi Ji and VC had won yet again. Harry was THE CHOSEN ONE in the list of debarred, expelled and demoted students and like all others he too was THE BOY WHO COULD NOT LIVE in NLU.


                                                                        ~ THE END ~

Sab Sutte Jalane Wale Hain, Acche Din Aane Wale Hain !!!!!

Na cigarrette , Na cigar

Abki baar, Modi sarkaar !!!!

What else were you expecting from the guy promising to make the country on Gujarat Model, which is a liquor free state.

I wont be surprised if Modi in his next speech says " Mitron !! Meri sarkaar mein sutta jalane ke liye, Chappan Inch Ka Seena hona chahiye !!!!!!

I remember the days when we used to get Silk cut for Rs 2 without feeling like 2RsPeople.

 But today an average smoker( smoking 10 milds daily) has to spend about 150 per day i.e 4,500 per month.

Agar Aap Ek Aam Dhumr Paan Karne Wale Ke Wallet Ko Khangalein To Usmein Bohot kum Matra Mein Mahine Bhar Ke Paise Milenge. Itne Kum paise jo aapko Gareeb, Bohot Gareeb kehlane ke liye kaafi hain.

Had Mukesh Harane been among us, he would've quit for sure now.

If u haven't realised the seriousness of the new pricing, imagine yourself buying 15 packs of Lays or Maggi, EVERYDAY !

I just counted that you can take about 20 puffs from a stick of milds (that is 15/- now) thereby costing Rs 1.3 for each puff. Now our wallet would be like " Jab bhi cigarrette jalti hai, main jalta hun "

Raj Babbar claims that full meal is available in Mumbai at Rs 12 . Someone ask him, Sir, what about the after meal fag  ?

I am sure Modi has listened to the epic BC Sutta song by Zeest  that was a quite a craze in our times. However his version would be like
 " Elections Hue, Tu PM Ban Gaya
    Budget Nikala, Sutta mehenga kar diya
    Acche din ki khatir mera sutta Chin Gaya....
    BC Sutta.. mujhe sutta na mila..
    BC, MC, BC MC BC MC .....

As if Modi Sarkaar was not enough, College has gone insane with random raids and inspection these days. A junior just got Rs 1000/- fine for smoking. Alas ! He could've bought 10 packs of choti gold.

And they were kind enough to seize our hardly opened bottles and served us with show cause notice which was probably typed while they were partying at the cost of our booze. Now how can you show the legitimate cause for drinking yaar.  Imagine the amount of money they can earn if they continue such inspections regularly.
 We must strive to set that fund apart for opening nicotine and alcohol Rehabilitation centers in the campus.

Now the good thing about this budget was that tobacco and aerated drinks are dearer while footwear are cheaper. Iska matlab Samjhe Daya !!
 Iska matlab koi hai, jo chahta hai ki hum Hans pe baith ke sutte aur coldrink pe time na waste karein, but chappal utha utha ke In sabko maarein !

All I can say to  the smokers is that, Sutte ke baare mein Ab Jyada mat Sochna. Dil mein aata hai, Budget mein Nahi.

Kyunki Fifth Years Bhi Kabhi Freshers The

Dear Freshers

Yes, this is how it feels to finally give up on IIT/PMT and every other dream career of your parent's choice and accidentally hitting  a jackpot by making it to one of the most prestigious and chilled out institution of the Country. Welcome to THE NLU.

Your parent's mantra during board exams must still be ringing in your ears " These are crucial years that will determine your whole life. work really hard now you can enjoy later". Trust me no one is going to ask your boards marks ever again, except few of your kamine friends. 

And the "later" that your parents were talking about is "NOW"

But before you start knitting dreams about  Bollywood style college life,

here are a few tips :-

1) First month is the BUMPER SALE SEASON for getting a girlfriend/boyfriend at discounted rate. Stock will be over before you can unpack your bags. So HURRY !!!*

*Conditions Apply

2) NLU Campus is strictly "No Alcohol Zone"! *

* ([ROABFL WBIOH AWIA] - Rolling On Acad Bloc's Floor Laughing With Beer In One Hand And Whiskey In Another)

3) Do Not Buy "MY 6 subject notebook". Trust me you wont use it. You can play  TIC TAC TOE in your smart phones only.

4) Maintaining a decent CGPA is very important but that shouldn't be the only thing you do here. To quote one of our Professor- " CGPA is like a Bikini beta, It shows you everything, but hides the most important assets".

 P.S: Do not take the platform in his class.

 5) Believe me it is really hard to Fail in this college. But with determination and consistency, nothing is impossible.

 6) 'Repeat' is like Heropanti here. Sabki Aati nahi, Aur kisi kisi ki Jaati nahi.

7) Courses are structured as per the availability of the faculty and not the other way round. Most faculty members are like those of Defense Against The Dark Arts. No one lasts longer than a year.

8) NLU people are ex officio brand ambassadors and official agent of National Handloom ( One stop shop for everything ranging from toilet paper to cooler) in Jodhpur. Dikhawe pe mat jao, apni akal lagao.

9) Compel your floor mates to buy their own bucket and broom and in some cases toothpaste and Deo. You might consider it frivolous right now  but very soon you will be moaning regretfully "NGS had warned me".

10) Be nice to Assholes in your batch. They will be the first one to get PPO's and Job.

PS: No offence

PPS: Unstoppable Offence, Immovable Defence. GAME ON.

 11) Dont get excited by the variety of dishes available in the menu. You will eventually survive only on chilli Aloo from one mess and Omelette from the other.

12) If you are a party animal, you are entering the Jungle here. Drink, Dope, have long poker nights, download torrent, access LAN, get food delivered in your room from Tuck shop and chill.You are in a holiday resort for 5 years.

For Inside details see here ;)

13) Apply in All the committees. It works like Government's ministry. Just like Smriti Irani in HRD , U can be in any committee irrespective of your lack of expertise in that field.

14) You are now our substitute to compulsorily attend all the conferences and seminars organised for God Knows who.

15) Acting ultra smart and over funny in first few weeks is quite natural, but everyone will know you -in and out- very soon so don't make a fool of  yourself by acting like Charlie Sheen when you know you are Alan at heart.

16) Never let this misleading thought linger in your mind - "Now I have an NLU Tag, my life is set". Getting a welcoming ENTRY here was a cake walk but a respectful EXIT is hard to earn.

Moreover never forget that Rahul Gandhi too has a Harvard and Cambridge Tag, if that helps. 

I had, once drawn an analogy between NLU and The Hunger Games, which is still relevant

• You were in the "Reaping"(Clat) as a result of ur rebellion against PCM/Bio.
• Everyone wants a show here.Wont mind setting oneself on fire.
• Best way to survive here is to make friends with the "Sponsors" (Placement people) who will provide you with in-game supplies (Internships).
• You will have to make friends with people who,you know will kill you at the right time.
• Rules of the games can change anytime ( Attendance fine,tests,and syllabus) 

So Guys. HAPPY HUNGER GAMES. MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR !!!

3 mistakes of my life !

It is said that God has a Plan for all of us. I'm waiting for his Plan B.
A series of wrong academic decisions has forced me to question the very basis of Education in general and my role in it, in particular.Lemme tell you the three mistakes of my Academic life.

Blunder No 1: Opting for Science ( PCM in 10+2)

That time it was considered cool to say "I am a PCM student" for those opting for Physics Chemistry and Maths. In an attempt to stay in the mainstream and act cool, I too choose the science stream and sold my childhood to Newton, Lavoisier and Archimedes.

I've spent countless nights murmuring "Hey He he, Le Babe!  Sea No ? Fuck ? Nahi ?? to memorize the rows of periodic table [H He Li Be B C N O F Ni ] and waited every single day to use the BODMAS rule atleast once in my real life.

I would have still inhaled the same amount of oxygen without learning that there is 21% oxygen and 78 % Hydrogen, and the amount of Fuck I give about stratosphere or troposphere is equal to the charge on a Neutron.
Only time I used the formula to find the circumference of a circle (2 π r ) was to rhyme it with Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar.

 

Brain washed by my relatives I started to believe that engineering is the only profession left for my generation and I deeply prayed that the world actually ends in 2012. Blinded by dreams of cracking IIT JEE I sat for hours in those coaching institutes balancing those chemical equations while my whole life was going out of balance.

When I tried to argue the fruitlessness of cramming these hypothetical situations and formulas for Sin, Cos Theta,  Alpha, Gamma, Beta my teachers said calmly "BCos Beta ! studying Science will help you develop analytical thinking." Not sure about analytical thinking but that torturous phase of my life sure helped me develop suicidal thinking. Finally I decided to use Fleming's middle finger rule and said F**k off Science, changing my field faster than the speed of light.

Blunder No 2: Not opting for Science [BPSC (Hons) LLB (Hons)]

Not repeating my previous mistake, was another mistake. The set formula to get higher CGPA in NLU Jodhpur is to Opt for BSC LLB and then Criminal Hons. Its a deadly combination to rocket shoot your sinking CGPA, but Alas no one told me this before. Everyone  gave me the bullshit about importance of social science subjects for overall understanding of Law. And when our political science teacher was teaching Anarchy, we were busy listening Anar Kali Disco chali ! ( My friend Akhilesh Actually asked the difference between Anarchy and Anar Kali in class, true story)

 When  Himesh Reshamia delivers that senseless dialogue from Xpose -"Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga, jitna Ravi kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai" I want to copy his tone to tell the BSC students,ki tumhare poore syllabus mein itne page nahi honge, jitne  NGS bina padhe hi bhar aata hai ! and then walk around in the NLU streets with my fellow BA students in Himesh's chamgadar attire singing “ Dard dilon ke kam ho jate , main aur tum agar BSC mein jaate...

After being tortured for five consecutive semesters by Chitra ki Kranti which made sure my grades in economics never rise above  RBI’s median estimate of GDP expansion (i.e 5.5 for this financial year) I would've happily switched  my grade card with BBA students who had to just bear with RDB sirjee's jokes to easily sail through semesters with average grade points.

 Cant resist sharing another of  Reshamia's epic dialogue when he says "Ravikumar langot ka bahut pakka hai, wo bistar pe neend ke alaawa kuch nahi leta", similarly NGS economics ka bohot pakka hai, woh 5.5 ke alawa kuch nahi leta ( while "kuch nahi milta", being appropriate term in both the cases). 

The simplest definition for BA LLB is given by a great greek philosopher who defined it as  " Hobbes, Locke Rousseau.. @#%  Mera chooso "

Blunder No 3: Opting Corporate Hons

Choosing an Hons subject at the end of 4th year is like choosing a retirement plan for your old age. Blessed are those who understood their potential by 4th year and opted for Criminal Hons like a wise senior citizen who intends to spend the last few days in peace. Cursed are those who rode the Business Bandwagon and crashed worse than the 1930's stock market and went into the Great Depression instead of getting a job.

Once you are convinced that you are not getting a job, best thing to do is to chill and enjoy college life as much as you can. When the criminal Hons students are sleeping comfortably all night long before end term, I wake up from my nightmare of AKS giving me Repeat because I did not write the name of the subject with blue ink or violated some procedural aspect of attempting his paper.

I have but respect for people like Rajat Gupta, Ramalingam Raju and every other person who not only understood the nitty gritty of corporate law but also found loopholes for million dollar scams. Had I been in Subrata Roy's place, I would've lost all the investor's money by mistake and  appeared in the court grinning shamelessly, saying " Oops.. sorry, My bad !" Its all too complicated to comply with the guidelines.. I dint get it.. sorry.. gtg.. bye. tc."

Now that we are the senior most in college and more mistakes wont do much harm, we should make sure to try all other blunders in the last year. So that at least you can take out your guitar and and rum like a wise  old monk and sing peacefully at the hostel terrace in the last year -
" Saari Umar hum, Mar Mar ke jee liye
Ek pal toh Ab hume, Peene do, Peene do....

Give me some Advice, give me some Grades
Give me another Glass, I wanna Throw up once again !!!!!!!!!!
la la lala..la la lala.........................."

Brace yourselves.. End term is coming

[Disclaimer: Only GoT Fans will understand. You can still hit like to give an impression that u understood it too]

Dirty politics, incest, gays, Eunuch, sex, violence, slaughter, animals,dragons,wolf, devil, sorcerer, lies, cheating, gambling, whores, tits and then some more tits. Just finished watching Game of throne's Three seasons in four days and my mind is full of everything that my mom always warned me not to watch on TV. My mind is so corrupted that even in my dreams I see three eyed raven and "when I close my eyes I see tits bouncing".
I can so imagine Ned Stark robed in his fur and saying " Brace yourselves, End term is Coming".

The other day when the Sanyam caterer boy  asked me to clear my account, I gave him a stern look and said " Tell that cap wearing fool that Lannister's aren't the only one who pay their debt ".

The Sanyam Aunty joined him and said " Beta,  You don't seem to understand the situation" To which I replied "I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken masala in this mess.

Next day when I went for my Investment law viva , I could hear AKS saying " You know nothing NGS"

By the way I realized that since Day zero is over, our batch too has been divided into various kingdoms. The Iron throne has already been taken by the toppers and few are fighting to grab a place in the small council. By the end of Tenth Sem some more will be the Lords of some house or the other while most of my brothers will join the Night's watch for this night and all the nights to come.

Now the thing about GOT is that the moment I start comprehending a character and develop a liking, he is already dead. When It comes to Luck, I think I share the same Gods as The Starks, Both New and Old.

Just like a Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair, any end term without at least three repeats was a dull affair before this Administration. But cant risk it now or else we will have the same fate as the red wedding at twins and our Khaleesi's PA will come with a notice and whisper in my ear " The VC sends her regards. 

The End term is coming and we will see a lot of "Night walkers" but Alas there is no tuck shop this time. Syllabus is huge and we have no idea about any subject. Sometimes when the night is dark and full of terrors, I try to open my book and Syrio's golden words come ringing in my ears.
"What do we say to the Studies ?"

 "Not Today"