Kaun ? Woh ?? Cation!

The time is here, to revisit the college memories, roam around the NLU road and Hostel corridors which we once thought is the end of the world.

Although there is nothing to be sentimental about as it’s hardly been six months since we left the campus, yet there is a kind of closure to this visit. Probably a closing chapter of half a decade of our life when we don't need out passes anymore.

While there is hardly any excitement about getting the degree as even Ikron’s dog would’ve procured a graduation degree from here while being on a destination wedding all semesters. In fact most of us hope they don’t mention all the marks in the final mark sheet. It is the reunion of all including those we never buzzed all these months that excites us.

While it is an opportunity for those already earning to show off their savings, it also an opportunity for those still figuring out life to get together and critise everyone pretending to be having a great life. For others, prime motivation is to safely get the security deposit in time.

Time to rekindle the contacts & connections and fake stories about why they never got time to buzz each other. Blaming others for being too busy to undermine their own indifference. Time to discover the interesting development in people’s life ( Some people call it Gossip).

My special abuses for those who are dying to crib about their life after 7 figure package. I am waiting to slap the next friend who  gets drunk and says “ Yaar corporate life bhi koi life hai, kutton ki tarah kaam karo aur bas weeked pe daaru piyo. Tum kitne lucky ho yaar, enjoying the life”. I would snatch the bottle away from his hand, rob all his money and send him straight to Rajinder place and lock him in a room for one complete year.

I would like to introduce such people as Bill!
While most people would kill to have a Tier I law firm job.

 Not Bill.

He prefers ranting about it to get sympathy for his near perfect life from people with no future plan whatsoever.

Don't be an asshole like Bill !

My special respect for those who are bringing their parents to witness this landmark moment of their life while I am still struggling to convince my parents why did I go to Jodhpur at first place when Gorakhpur University was right here.

 Also I dint want them to know that there exists a concept of medals for meritorious students in my college.

Also I preferred some Non Adarsh Balak time in college.

My special sympathy for those worrying about accommodation and planning to crash into some junior’s room to save on stay and use that money to buy them drinks instead and for those who are trying to avoid some juniors as they can no longer postpone the long promised treat.

My indifferent look to those who turned activist after college and are objecting to the British-era convocation gowns and square caps that symbolises 'slavery' and 'colonialism. I am just waiting to throw the square Cap high in the sky and Chill.

My disgusting and pitiful look for those who are hopeful  that they can impress someone from fresh batch in one night as fresher don’t know much about  what a big Ch** you have been all five years.

Missed the Sankranti by one day , so I am waiting to hear all the cribbing and inter batch conflicts regarding the same.

My train is in 4 hours so I should probably post this obligatory blog post and start packing up. Nothing funny is happening anyways. Hoping to find something  interesting after I reach NLU. (By NLU I mean Tonight’s Mandore)

See Ya !